"Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit."
An elderly lady had just attended her 6 PM Sunday evening Bible study. She approached her front door and found it opened. Upon entering her home she was shocked to find a stranger rummaging through her belongings.
As the startled burglar turned around to see her, the lady screamed,"Acts Two Thirty Eight!"
The now frightened burglar turned pale. The lady once again screamed, "Acts Two Thirty Eight!"
To which the burglar froze in his tracks, dropped to the floor and begged, Lady, please just call the cops." So she did.
When the police got there, they questioned the burglar. "What's the matter with you? How did this old lady get the drop on you?
To which the burglar replied, "She kept screaming she had an axe and two 38's!"